Who invented potty training

I am not sure who invented potty training but that person never had kids of their own. The very idea of putting a child who does not have a good grasp on the process of going to the bathroom, in a pair of underwear is NUTS. Lets start with the little things, like, oh I don't know,pulling your pants all the way down before you crap, or actually going to the kamode to piss instead of in your spiderman underoos, down your leg, onto your foot, and finally onto the mystery spot in the house, only to be found 2 days later by that "hobo like scent."



And the best is yet to come.



Whenyou are walking through the house and realize that you smell something "crappy", but are not sure where it is coming from, and then you realize the enemy has figured out how to pull down his pants and crap on the floor. Another mystery spot soon to be discovered in the middle of the night when the lights are off and all you want is a smoke, the rest of that beer you had left and to go back to bed but........SURPRISE, oh honey I found where he pooed.



In conclusion, to the person or persons who invented potty training,



I say................................



Watch your step asshole!!!!